Well Laura, you almost got it right.
Taking Lois' hair from real long to chin length was a good start, but I'm sure as young mother's will tell you, it's not short enough to keep out of the reach of a young child. (You just had to add that evil pregnancy into it didn't you)
This story actually reminds me a little of a story I was told last fall. The gal who manages the comic shop I frequent has a friend who just had a child. Apparently this young woman got so tired of the child grabbing and pulling on her hair that she shaved it all off. A bit extreme perhaps, but it did solve the problem.
Tank the Resting (who has to say that after having seen Teri in many of the really long styles she wore when she was younger, even the Lois bobs of season one and two were much preferable to those)
