Ooh, I like where this is going.

I don't imagine that Lois reporting to the teachers that Joe stole her food and that the other girl is being harassed would get her very far, would it?

"It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then...he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him." -Batman (in Superman/Batman #3 by Jeph Loeb)